| This made me laugh a lot |
[19 Nov 2009|02:28am] |
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
courtesy of Jester: the Online Joke Recommender
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[20 Apr 2009|12:27pm] |
Happy holiday's ya'll 8D
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| I GOT A KITTY |
[13 Feb 2009|07:41pm] |
HER NAME IS HORSE HERE ARE PICTURES OF HORSE :3




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[29 Jan 2009|04:15pm] |
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"President Obama suggested that Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal failed because it was too small."
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| Mirror's Edge |
[17 Jan 2009|12:10am] |
So I just played through mirrors edge, I'm very glad there was no plot resolution whatsoever.
Fuck this e-surance piece of shit.
PS Spoilers
PPS
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[02 Jan 2009|09:37pm] |
IF ANY OF YOU PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD FOR PC PLS HOOK ME UP WITH YOUR STEAM NAME WE NEED TO PLAY
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[11 Sep 2008|09:11am] |
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Happy 9/11 everyone!
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| AW FUCK |
[29 Aug 2008|04:50pm] |
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Almost forgot HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREEN HAT MATT :D
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| McCain's VEEP |
[29 Aug 2008|10:52am] |
So unfortunately Romney didn't get McCain's veep pick, ah well. The Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin got it! I don't really know anything about her, but she is kinda qt ;* Repubs got all the cute bitches up in here <3
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[25 Aug 2008|10:25pm] |
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[15 Jul 2008|10:42pm] |
DEAR LIVEJOURNAL CORROSIVE IS DITCHING ME AND HE HATES ME
I just wanted to watch little sheep in the big city together ;-;
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| Three new icons |
[11 Jul 2008|05:56pm] |
I think it goes without saying that I've been watching the Power Puff Girls too much :[
 
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| I'M TOTALLY INTO THIS MEME |
[11 Jul 2008|05:53pm] |
Stolen from Dayken and Wolfgang
For some reason I'm really into this meme!
Ask me a question about each of the following:
1. Friends 2. Sex 3. Music 4. Vices 5. Love 6. LiveJournal/internet
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